i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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