The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I stole a fireplace last night.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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