Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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