Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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