I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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