we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize