Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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