turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
We’re leaving where are you
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