Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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