I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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