Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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