I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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