Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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