I want to stick my p in your. b.
I smell stomach acid.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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