She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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