these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
