this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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