Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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