I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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