Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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