He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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