ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I think your dad took our porno
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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