I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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