the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I looked at my own cervix.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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