we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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