party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
