It's like God shit irony all over that family
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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