Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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