Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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