There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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