I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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