weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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