I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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