when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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