Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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