I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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