Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
