omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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