Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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