Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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