I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Pants are for mortals
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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