Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My brain says no but my pants say off.
home. puking in laundry basket.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Randomize
