Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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