ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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