She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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