kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
