I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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