dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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