I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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