just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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