Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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