just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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